"So I was taking a quick leak when" stories

Discussion in 'Landscape Maintenance' started by Crammin'Mows, May 31, 2014.


    NIXRAY LawnSite Senior Member
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    Yes you could get charged with exposore. And could even be placed on the sex offender list. So be aware of your surroundings.
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  2. alldayrj

    alldayrj LawnSite Gold Member
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    My uncle was going in a coffee cup while plowing and hit a bump, it splashed all over his truck and himself, soaked in the cloth seats. He had to go home an change, i was dying laughing.
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  3. PicturePerfectLawns

    PicturePerfectLawns LawnSite Gold Member
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    I got caught behind a ladies garage one time wen she pulled in from work early. She pulled in from work about an hour early before I finished up. She came around the back to ask me if I could trim some bushes in the font the next time I was there. She rounded the corner, we made eye contact, and she literally laughed and smiled and said "I'll wait to you get finished up." A few minutes later she was asking me if I had children and if I was married. ;)

    The next time, I decided to finish blowing and rush loading up the equipment before it came out. I threw everything on the truck, hopped in the truck like a jack rabbit heading for the neighborhood store. As soon as I pulled off the property and rounded the corner..... Can you finish this one? I started feeling drizzles, I immediately stopped the truck, looked around to find a place before realizing I was on a busy street, and realized I waited to late. It just started draining in my pants. I had to just sit back and sigh and relax, embarrassing story, I was pissed, especially having to call my old lady and have her rush me some jeans to the nearest walmart parking lot.:laugh:
  4. knox gsl

    knox gsl LawnSite Fanatic
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    Non lawn care related but mine was pretty bad. Back when I was running flatbed trucks I had spent the night at a truck stop in Henderson, CO. I woke up the next morning hurting and was a mile away from the building when I saw a big cup in the front. Bingo I filled it up and with how early it was I just went back to sleep. That's where the problem started, I don't normally use a lid/straw so it was uncovered and sitting on the shelf next to the bed. I wake up again and knocked it over while standing up. Ran down the wall and soaked the carpet. It took a lot of cleaning and pet urine remover to get the smell out.
  5. cotyledon

    cotyledon LawnSite Senior Member
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    I did the old pee by the truck trick, only to look back 5 minutes later to see a new helper poking around in it under the truck saying the truck is leaking something.
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  6. recycledsole

    recycledsole LawnSite Gold Member
    from MD
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    It is much better to pee in the bottle inside your truck than it is to pee on a clients property- I don't do that.
    A portable bathroom is probably the main reason I consider getting an enclosed trailer.
  7. PicturePerfectLawns

    PicturePerfectLawns LawnSite Gold Member
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    I hear you on that. I don't like to neither, but there has been a time or two when nature called and I didn't feel like pissing myself again, especially if I'm a long distance from a store or my house. The day I got caught, thankfully she didn't make a big deal of it. I usually don't recommend anyone doing this, but I feel much safer if an emergency finding a "dark corner" out of sight rather then in the truck being that a lot of houses are two stories and I don't have tent on my truck. I feel if I hide myself off in a corner somewhere I can usually be un seen, where I feel as if I were peeing in my truck someone is possibly in the upstairs looking down and can see straight through my truck. I was seriously considering an enclosed trailer soley for his reason. :weightlifter:
  8. AMW Landscaping

    AMW Landscaping LawnSite Senior Member
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    Hahaha. Must have been hard to explain
  9. Crammin'Mows

    Crammin'Mows LawnSite Member
    from Oregon
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    I can just imagine him smelling it. Did you have to tell him or did he figure it out?
  10. recycledsole

    recycledsole LawnSite Gold Member
    from MD
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    I understand, I meant ideally use the bottle.

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