Something no lco should ever have to see.

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by QualityLawnCare4u, Jun 19, 2008.

  1. QualityLawnCare4u

    QualityLawnCare4u LawnSite Gold Member
    Messages: 3,758

    I had a call for two estimates today, both were for one time jobs. I usually don't take these but right now am taking any job that I can make some $$$$ on. Got to the first one, small yard, grass not overgrown. Normally a 35 dollar yard but since it was a one time quoted them 50. Owner hands me a 50 dollar bill and I quickly knocked it out and got to the next one. Would take these anyday.

    Went to the second one and knocked on the front door and got no answer so I thought I would walk around and look at the yard to see what I could do it for. In the back was a tall privacy fence. I never go threw a fence if the homeowner is not there. Might catch someone sunbathing or worse a angry pit bull.

    The back gate had a board missing off of it, just big enough to see threw. When I looked threw what I saw I wished real bad I had NOT saw, an older couple, probably late 70's early 80's making love on a picnic table!:cry: You folks know what a old bassett hound looks like, loose skin hanging off everywhere. I have never seen so much pale loose skin flapping in the wind:dizzy:

    I eased away and back to the truck trying to shake that image out of my head, wished I had a delete button! That sight made my stomach turn. I thought to myself, "I am not a bad person, why does this always happen to me!". I called and left them a voicemail that I had been by and missed them and would catch them later but don't know if I can face them or not!
  2. Raven386

    Raven386 LawnSite Silver Member
    from CT
    Messages: 2,169

    thats disturbing.
  3. IMAGE

    IMAGE LawnSite Bronze Member
    from midwest
    Messages: 1,134

    hahaha lol
  4. DCE

    DCE LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 311

    Two words for you: Viagra and Cialis! :laugh: Sorry you had to see that :dizzy:
  5. BryceBentleyLCS

    BryceBentleyLCS LawnSite Member
    Messages: 164

    must have been this guy.:usflag:
  6. Danielslawnservice

    Danielslawnservice LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 412


    thats funny....
  7. jkilov

    jkilov LawnSite Bronze Member
    from MS
    Messages: 1,415

    Wow that's bad, hope you don't have nightmares :dizzy::dizzy:. You'll never be able to shake the feeling when talking to him or even driving by his house.
  8. QualityLawnCare4u

    QualityLawnCare4u LawnSite Gold Member
    Messages: 3,758

    LMAO, no, this guy looks healthier than the old fart I saw.
  9. Grits

    Grits LawnSite Silver Member
    from Florida
    Messages: 2,994

    You should have asked if you could join in.
  10. Nosmo

    Nosmo LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,216

    You could have stayed - watched - and when they finished you could have said : everything seems to be fitting together OK and is working just fine. Now about the yard - let's see this looks like it'll cost $35.00 including the show.


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