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Speaking of strip clubs...

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by jgc8fan, Sep 3, 2004.

  1. jgc8fan

    jgc8fan LawnSite Member
    Messages: 65

    Originally posted by GrassBustersLawn

    I'm going to send you the bill to have that picture removed from my mind! I think it will cost about $100 in $1 bills down at the local strip club. YUCK!


    Anyone have to fight back a smirk when you get paid for a $35 lawn service in $1 bills???

    We had a yard that we were heading to service, and get a call from the woman saying that they forgot to leave us the $$$, and she had called her husband at work to have him come home, and leave the $$$. He left us $1 bills, and all I could say was that I don't think he was at work when his wife called him. LOL

    Also... In Subway one day for lunch, and a fairly well put together woman comes in, orders, and when she went to pay pulled out what must have been $200 in $1 bills. My partner and I just fought back chuckles until she left.
  2. jgc8fan

    jgc8fan LawnSite Member
    Messages: 65

    Of course... I'm still waiting to do lawn service for a stripper so that I can bring back the barter system. :)
  3. Liberty Lawncare

    Liberty Lawncare LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 484

    Thats strenge all my X stripper girlfriends used to change the ones for big bills.
  4. lennonpaul

    lennonpaul LawnSite Member
    Messages: 28

    well you know that's what waitresses get at restaurants, lots of ones. I use to be a waiter once and always came home with a pocket full.
  5. ALarsh

    ALarsh LawnSite Silver Member
    from Midwest
    Messages: 2,412

    You could always change them in at the bank. Or maybe they feel like they are rich.:confused:
  6. jgc8fan

    jgc8fan LawnSite Member
    Messages: 65

    True, but the husband I mentioned is not a waiter... He's in the Navy. LOL

    As far as the lady in Subway... She MAY have been a waitress that likes wearing extremely tight dresses off the job, but as there are more strip clubs than restaurants in that particular area I think the odds are in my favor that my assumption was right. :D
  7. impactlandscaping

    impactlandscaping LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,332

    We had a local nudie bar's snow plowing account. I used to collect each visit, inside of course.:D , usually around 1-3AM..Almost always got paid in small bills, sometimes ones only.The owner's wife was a feature dancer, and she was the one who paid me. Sometimes she would still be " on the job"..., I love being a landscaper <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_129.gif' border=0></a>
  8. lawnman_scott

    lawnman_scott LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 7,547

    Speaking of strippers, one owes me $60, and another $105. That is from years ago when I trusted people. They are not down on their luck single women, they are losers that look good.

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