Ok so this is the best thing i have had happen ever. Well i have a friend that works at a club, and we got to talking one day about shining brass yes it does shine brass, well he was using a rag to do all the foot rails and spraying the rag with FF. well he got down with that job, and then one of the girls grabed the rag and wiped the poles with it. Well he did not know that she did that, the first girl up on stage went to run around the pole, well you guessed it she had her hand on the pole and went to turn and flew off the the stage. The owner thought she was drunk, well the next girl did the same thing. the best thing is my body didnt even think about it till the next day. That was the best thing i heard all week. And NO i do not have any pics at all, Trust me i wish i did.