Stupid is as stupid does!!

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by turfmaster90, May 10, 2003.

  1. turfmaster90

    turfmaster90 LawnSite Member
    Messages: 68

    I have a lawn in an up scale neighborhood. It was the last lawn I had to do after a 12 hour day. I cut and trimmed the yard and I noticed some grass coming up in the cracks in the driveway so I sprayed with Roundup. As I was finishing up, the owners wife came out and I touched base with her about the yard. I also told her that

    "I sprayed the grass that was coming up in your crack."

    She kinda looked funny after I said that. I was dog tired and did'nt think any more about it. After I got home I started to download my day to the wife and told her about my conversation with the owners wife and the wife starts to laugh uncontrollably. I say "What?"

    She says think about what you said. Then it hit me.

    She said no you did'nt!

    Yep I did!!!

    Open mouth and insert foot leg and any thing else I can fit in it !!!

    :eek: :eek: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
  2. tiedeman

    tiedeman LawnSite Fanatic
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    Messages: 8,745

    LOL...that is too good.
  3. So you only missed the 3 words "in your driveway"....

    Funny, but I have done similar before too. No biggy.
  4. DanaMac

    DanaMac LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 13,226

    Done it many times - "You need a new head". forgot to put the word sprinkler before head
  5. That's it, I couldn't remeber right off hand what it was, but I said, "I fixed your head"......

    And "I got you a new head" to an older lady in a 3 mil house.
  6. Here is another one, "That is a pretty clitoris"
  7. DanaMac

    DanaMac LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 13,226

    I don't get it! :D
  8. rodfather

    rodfather LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 9,501

    Holy s***, didn't actually say that???:dizzy:
  9. Long story I don't have the heart to tell the old lady she said it wrong, so I let her keep thinking that's what it is.

    I guess they didn't teach human anatomy back then.

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