Teaching monkeys to ride mowers

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by Pro Prop Care, Sep 21, 2003.

  1. Pro Prop Care

    Pro Prop Care LawnSite Member
    Messages: 21

    Am I the only star in the genius sky when it comes to saving money by paying monkeys bananas instead of $10.00 per hour?

    Also does anyone know if redmax makes a small blower for chimpazees?

  2. rvsuper

    rvsuper Senior Member
    Messages: 930

    What are you insane?
  3. Pro Prop Care

    Pro Prop Care LawnSite Member
    Messages: 21

    Did you hear about the jr. shindaiwa for gorillaz?
  4. mower_babe

    mower_babe LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 790

    seriously man, stop smoking the wacky weed and everything will be alright.:dizzy:
  5. Likestomow

    Likestomow LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 997

    Personally, I like banannas.
  6. pinnacle

    pinnacle LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 791

    This is F#c*n sad...................Reality check isle 4..................thats a reality check isle 4 please.............................So sad.
  7. SuperShovel

    SuperShovel LawnSite Member
    Messages: 65

    One of my customers told me about how her sister trained monkeys to help quadrapeligics (hope i came close with the spelling).

    She said it was funny to walk in and see a monkey in a diaper using a dust buster. Apparently they did good work too.
  8. Gr grass n Hi tides

    Gr grass n Hi tides LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,020

    Try to have a good life on $10.00/hr. if you have not already been there. Just a thought, but you may want to consider taking better care of employees as a way of growing lasting relationships which would, at least in theory, improve your business.

    Maybe this is a stupid response, but I think the thread warrants it.
  9. Rustic Goat

    Rustic Goat LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,194

    Pro Prop, considering your age and time you say you've been in business, may I suggest that if you want to post here and get any sane response instead of being slammed, you consider typing your posts in English adult language.
  10. Richard Martin

    Richard Martin LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 14,699

    Hey, after you taken 30 seconds to teach the monkeys the difference between I and O on the trimmers you can have the monkeys teach the thick headed laborers how to do it.

    Give the monkeys a banana and they'll work all day long with the laborers until they get it.

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