The Crudest Woman I ever Met!!

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by grassrootsinab, Apr 26, 2004.

  1. grassrootsinab

    grassrootsinab LawnSite Member
    from up here
    Messages: 215

    Was cutting one of my clients the other day when a lady came across the street and stopped my helper. She was asking about aerating. Mat came over and said I needed to talk to the lady across the out...she swears ALOT!! Now this is coming from a high school student. I go across the street, knock on the gate, yell Hello and am met by her little dog. "SHUT THE F*** UP!! was the reply. She wanted aerating, just moved into the neighbour hood and can't believe the A****H**** in this town and the F***ing worms mounding up here lawn. F...F...F....F... I swear (pun intended) she used the F-word every 6 sec. I give her the quote, tell her I'll do it next week and she says "Good, I'll have my F---ing paycheck by then so I think I'll be able to pay ya!!" I just about bolted right there. I had to endure another 5 minutes before getting away. I think I'm going to take a chance and do the yard (I'm right across the street anyway, only take an extra 20 min).

    The funniest thing about the whole incident was when I was leaving she said "Sorry about the dog....It's a man thing. She doesn't like men. There's never been a man in the house since I got the dog!!" REALLY?!?! I wonder why?
  2. fga

    fga LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,449

    I'd try the f'in account, see how the Bit@h makes out. if it doesn't, f'em.

    Maybe she's from South Central Canada!
  3. impactlandscaping

    impactlandscaping LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,332

    She f'n must be from the f'n lower east side of Canada , G...<a href='' target='_blank'><img src='' border=0></a>

    Maybe she is the actress who plays Calmaity Jane on Deadwood??She definitely sounds like a militant, liberal ,feminist lesbo ...wear a cup when you collect, just in case...LMAO..
  4. rodfather

    rodfather LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 9,501

    Sounds to me like she's a Joysee gal...I know a couple that could make a Drill Instructor blush.
  5. charlies

    charlies LawnSite Senior Member
    from earth
    Messages: 587

    when you're done the work send her a bill...

    'here's your f**k*n bill. please remit f**k*n payment by May 15th. If you have any f**k*n questions about you g**d**n bill, please call our f**k*n office at (123) 456-7890. thank you for your f**k*n business, b*t*h.'

  6. grassrootsinab

    grassrootsinab LawnSite Member
    from up here
    Messages: 215

    Talked to someone who knows of her....apparantly she's a trucker...sounds about right!!
  7. Del9175

    Del9175 LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 352

    I like charlies idea. Was this lady drunk maybe?
  8. CNE

    CNE LawnSite Member
    Messages: 238

    I'm done, now where's my f***ing money Biotch? That's too funny.
  9. googles

    googles LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 295

    grassrootsinab did she pay you?
  10. tiedeman

    tiedeman LawnSite Fanatic
    from earth
    Messages: 8,745

    that is too funny. I was laughing my a@@ off just reading it.

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