The Crudest Woman I ever Met!!

grassrootsinab

LawnSite Member
Location
up here
Was cutting one of my clients the other day when a lady came across the street and stopped my helper. She was asking about aerating. Mat came over and said I needed to talk to the lady across the street....watch out...she swears ALOT!! Now this is coming from a high school student. I go across the street, knock on the gate, yell Hello and am met by her little dog. "SHUT THE F*** UP!! was the reply. She wanted aerating, just moved into the neighbour hood and can't believe the A****H**** in this town and the F***ing worms mounding up here lawn. F...F...F....F... I swear (pun intended) she used the F-word every 6 sec. I give her the quote, tell her I'll do it next week and she says "Good, I'll have my F---ing paycheck by then so I think I'll be able to pay ya!!" I just about bolted right there. I had to endure another 5 minutes before getting away. I think I'm going to take a chance and do the yard (I'm right across the street anyway, only take an extra 20 min).

The funniest thing about the whole incident was when I was leaving she said "Sorry about the dog....It's a man thing. She doesn't like men. There's never been a man in the house since I got the dog!!" REALLY?!?! I wonder why?
 

fga

LawnSite Silver Member
Location
S.I., NY
I'd try the f'in account, see how the Bit@h makes out. if it doesn't, f'em.

Maybe she's from South Central Canada!
 

impactlandscaping

LawnSite Silver Member
Location
Morgantown, WV
She f'n must be from the f'n lower east side of Canada , G...<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_7_5.gif' border=0></a>

Maybe she is the actress who plays Calmaity Jane on Deadwood??She definitely sounds like a militant, liberal ,feminist lesbo ...wear a cup when you collect, just in case...LMAO..
 

rodfather

LawnSite Fanatic
Location
Clinton, NJ
Sounds to me like she's a Joysee gal...I know a couple that could make a Drill Instructor blush.
 

charlies

LawnSite Senior Member
Location
earth
when you're done the work send her a bill...

'here's your f**k*n bill. please remit f**k*n payment by May 15th. If you have any f**k*n questions about you g**d**n bill, please call our f**k*n office at (123) 456-7890. thank you for your f**k*n business, b*t*h.'

:D
 

CNE

LawnSite Member
Location
Smithfield, NC
I'm done, now where's my f***ing money Biotch? That's too funny.
 

tiedeman

LawnSite Fanatic
Location
earth
that is too funny. I was laughing my a@@ off just reading it.
 

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