A customer called after reviewing his mowing bill. He said to start cutting the main yard once every two weeks and the TENNIS COURT/FULL LENGTH BASKETBALL COURT area once a month. I told him I would have to raise the price because it would take longer. He was not pleased and said he'd do it himself with his mower. Have at it I thought! Went by the other day and man what a terrible job he did!!!! Gone are my patterns and in it's place were areas not weed-eaten and misses all around where his non Z turn refused to go. This guy would be unhappy if I missed one spot when mowing and this(his mowing attempt) is what he calls satisfactory? I capitalized TENNIS COURT/FULL LENGTH BASKETBALL COURT to show that this guy has the bucks but is trying to take care of his second home which cost over $500,000 on the cheap. I would have pulled in his driveway to talk to him but his SAIL BOAT and $100,000 MOTOR COACH were in the way. What a tool!