Another good story....this is when I was a party cheif on a land surveying crew...
Was surveying this house....I was with the transit gun writing down info, another guy is operating the gun...another man is moving around the property with a set of prizm mirrors on a pole that reflects the laser beam back to the transit gun...well, I needed a shot at the house, there's a sheet of plywood leaning against some bushes beside the house...behind the plywood, the biggest hornets nest I'd ever seen...well, I tell Chris I need a shot over there by the house, told him there's a hornets nest behind the plywood, so be careful...he gets excited and decides to check it out...I tell him, "no man, don't mess with the hornets, they're short tempered." His reply is, "you just have to be slow and cautious." I tell him again not to mess with the hornets, but he's already on his way...
He gets there and he's at an angle facing us...sneaks up real slow, pulls the plywood back real slow...he had no idea how big that nest really was, but when he saw it, his eyes got real big...he puts the plywood back real slow, turns around and starts to walk away real slow...well, his theory didn't work, they we're buzzing around him, in his hair,etc...I yell, "Chris, run, they're all around you, but don't run my way." He takes off running and as soon as he did, the hornets gave chase...it looked like a cartoon when there's a ball of bees chasing a character...those hornets we're hot on his heels, 10' behind him...he ran around the house corner, and the hornets went around the corner as well...
This house was on a lake, so Chris is heading for the water, hornets still chasing him...me and the other guy thinking that Chris is going to dive in the water...well, right before he gets there, he stops...then he starts slapping himself everywhere, the hornets tore him up...during all this, me and the other guy are laughing our butts off and especially so when he stopped short of the water...afterwards, I asked Chris why he stopped...his reply, "Well, i saw everybody laughing and I figured if i dove in the water, everyone would be laughing harder, so I didn't." That is one of the funniest things I've seen yet...