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The Mystery of Four Seasons Total Landscaping

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hedgehog_MI

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Maybe because it was hot in there. He's not the first one to sweat. The hair dye was a catastrophe.
But the rest of the Scream Team appeared to function as programmed without a puddle of sweat forming around their feet. That is, if they even HAVE feet! We have Sidney, who looked to be so programmed as the factoid robot that she could not force her frown to turn upside-down even while watching Rudolph bleeding out his alien equivalent to human blo*d. Someone needs to get her some of Dr. Birx's old scarves to warm her up a bit. Standing next to her was the mannequin that blinked precisely every three seconds for 90 minutes and wore a creepy perma-smile. Lastly, there was that other guy that for some odd reason they had sitting on a stool the whole time. He was so far out of the frame of the picture that half of the time he was split half-in and half-out of the frame of the cameras. Huh? He wasn't sitting? Oh. Then it all makes sense now, Rudy needed to be the alpha male, so they needed the other male entity to be shorter in stature. That's how these things work.
There you have it, my wrap-up from The Scream Team starring in The Three Ring Circus. I know it's a harsh review, but if you're going to put yourselves out there for America to critique, you'd better be ready for some cold hard truth.
 
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