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the ten commandments

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by bobbygedd, Nov 23, 2004.

  1. bobbygedd

    bobbygedd LawnSite Fanatic
    from NJ
    Messages: 10,178

    if moses were to come down from behind the grass pile, holding two tablets of stone, and written on them were the 10 commandments of lawn service, what would they say? please add...#1- thou shalt not mow for cheaper, just to get the job.
     
  2. fga

    fga LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,449

    2- Thou shall not pee behind thornbush. :dizzy:
     
  3. dishboy

    dishboy LawnSite Platinum Member
    from zone 6
    Messages: 4,741

    3. Thou shall not smoke the grass.
     
  4. Duramax99

    Duramax99 LawnSite Member
    Messages: 203

    3- Thou shall not covet thy competitor's customers
     
  5. olderthandirt

    olderthandirt LawnSite Platinum Member
    from here
    Messages: 4,899

    Thou will never allow the customer to screw thee out of any money!

    Mac
     
  6. Mo Green

    Mo Green LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,487

    Thou shalt not kill.......... grass.
     
  7. lawnguyland

    lawnguyland LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,108

    VI. Thou shalt not take thyne mower's name in vain.

    (I hope that's not real blasphemy!)
     
  8. lawnguyland

    lawnguyland LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,108

    VII. Yes, thou shalt smoketh the grass that I have given you to use. Dishboy hath misspoken in my name. Thou shalt also smoketh the other plants and animals... With a herring, no I mean pesticides.
     
  9. bobbygedd

    bobbygedd LawnSite Fanatic
    from NJ
    Messages: 10,178

    #6- thou shalt wear big blue sunglasses, and a mullet
     
  10. Mo Green

    Mo Green LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,487

    Thou shalt always protect thine ears, and thine eyes, whilst thou cuttith.
     

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