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They call me Billy Bad @*$!!!

Discussion in 'Stolen Equipment' started by phillie, Oct 14, 2012.

  1. phillie

    phillie LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 861

    I woke up at 3 am to a familiar sound. It was the clanking of the clutch of my permagreen. I ran outside in my boxer briefs to find someone cruising down the road with it at a full speed of 3.5 mph. haha... I chased the dude down, tackling him off the PG. He got up and wanted to fight me, I knocked him out in 2 punches.:weightlifter: I then dragged him back to my property as he was waking up. I stood over the guy as I called the police and let him up when they got there. He freaking tried to run..haha.. I got to see him get tased, it was awesome!!! What a moron! He was not stealthy at all. Thats the last time I leave the PG on the rack at the end of the night.
  2. nnusskern

    nnusskern LawnSite Member
    Messages: 214

    That is awesome i hate thiefs way to take one down. Especially when they steal someones stuff they use to make a living. Maybe you should get into boxing, you had a pretty quick knock out. And tasers are pretty freaking cool.
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  3. phillie

    phillie LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 861

    I used to MMA fight until business got crazy busy. I live in a decent area so I was a little embarrassed doing all of this in my underwear. I did talk to my neighbors that all thought it was funny seeing me standing there yelling at him for being a POS. I went to bed last night with a smile on my face.
  4. nnusskern

    nnusskern LawnSite Member
    Messages: 214

    Thats pretty funny. That guy is probably in some pain right now after his @$$ whooping. I dont have your fighting skills but the local k-9 officer lives a couple doors down from me and the police chief lives one street over so i have lucky never had any theft issues but if i do the police are close. Hopefully you have a quiet and peaceful night tonight.
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  5. 4 seasons lawn&land

    4 seasons lawn&land LawnSite Gold Member
    from NY
    Messages: 3,614

    that is awesome....
  6. caseysmowing

    caseysmowing LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,137

    LOVE IT!! I also woke up one night and decided to take a piss off my deck that is off of my bedroom and as I'm pissing I hear something running up the drive way. Thinking it was gonna be a deer or something. NOPE! Two POS coming to break into my POS cars to steal or take what whatever was inside. Wish I would have called the cops but I just yelled at them and they took off. They ended up breaking into more than 100 cars over a couple of months time before they were caught. Worked with one of the kids Dad.
  7. gcbailey

    gcbailey LawnSite Silver Member
    from WV
    Messages: 2,745

    video???? haha
  8. caseysmowing

    caseysmowing LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,137

    It would be a youtube hit thats for sure and redneck as hell. I like your style.
  9. alldayrj

    alldayrj LawnSite Gold Member
    Messages: 3,793

    Should have peed right on their heads
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  10. Showpropserv

    Showpropserv LawnSite Member
    from mn
    Messages: 242

    be ready for a lawsuit unless you live on one of those cool states

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