1. "Your guys were only on my lawn for 7 minutes!! How can you possibly do a decent job in 7 minutes?" (Good. I buy the best equipment for efficiency. I did your lawn in 7 minutes last year and you never had a complaint.) 2. "My last guy....(fill in the blank)" 3. "You want to charge me how much? What happened to kids these days doing things for free?" 4. "I am not paying that....You do not even mow the jobs. You pay people to do it!" (I have a route and yes I pay my EMPLOYEES to do other routes.) 5. "What did you spray on my trees? They are so sticky!" (It is called sap and I was not hired to spray your trees.) 6. "I am going to pay you what you are worth you did not even get off your mower, except to trim." (This yard was about 3000 square feet and every bit 3 feet tall.) 7. I was in the middle, literally in the middle, of mowing a lawn and a neighbor came out waving me to stop. She pointed to the other half of the lawn and said in a seriously pissed off tone, "Are you going to finish that part or just leave?" I had no words, just laughed and started my blades up again. 8. "I TOLD YOU TO MOW MY LAWN WITH A MOWER!!" meanwhile clapping her hands at me. ("Umm, this is a mower." I was on a 42 inch Walker.) 9. This one is funny and am sure moat guys would not mind. One time my husband was mowing a lawn. The owner came out in her robe. She shouted at him and the other guy, "When my lawn looks good. I feel good!" She then opened her robe showing them EVERYTHING! Lol! I am sure I will think of more later. I would love to hear from my fellow lawn enthusiasts!! GO!