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Top 10 reasons to date a landscaper

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by PR0 TURF, Jan 15, 2003.

  1. PR0 TURF

    PR0 TURF LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,088

    I have a few female landsaper friends who made this top 10 list up...(well at least they claim they made it)
    Thought you guys might enjoy it....

    10 Reasons why you should date a landscaper:

    10.We like to do it outside...
    9.We know how to handle large equipment...
    8.We always use protection...
    7.We are known to wear very little clothing...
    6.We can do it all day long...
    5.We dont mind getting a little dirty...
    4.We always keep our bushes trimmed...
    3.We know how to ride a six footer...
    2.We always lube up our machinery...
    1.We are great at blowing and wacking...
     
  2. lawncare3

    lawncare3 LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,981

    LOL LMAO
    I thought that was funny as hell but, it should be posted in the off topic forum.
     
  3. Cutter1

    Cutter1 LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,261

    Thats funny stuff!!! I think its good where it is, we all need a laugh every now and then. Being serious all the time makes me feel old!!!
     
  4. lawncare3

    lawncare3 LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,981

    Cutter1,
    I'm with u. I dan't stand when people get in a fit because they have NO sense of humor
     
  5. troblandscape

    troblandscape Guest
    Messages: 0

    thats good.
     
  6. Evan528

    Evan528 LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,144

    That is halarious! :D
     
  7. fatboy5803

    fatboy5803 LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 330

    That was great, bring on more stuff like that...:)
     
  8. Equipguy

    Equipguy LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 370

    Thats funny! Thanks........
     
  9. Gravely_Man

    Gravely_Man LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,075

    Some serious thought went into this. Nice to have something to smile at this morning.


    Gravely_Man
     
  10. Tony12

    Tony12 LawnSite Member
    Messages: 31

    PRO TURF,

    Very funny!!!! And I must say you placed the info in the correct topic forum, next time someone asks about SLOGANS refer them to your info. I think I saw at least 3 items I will place on a T-Shirt.:blob4:
     

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