Everyone that isn't in this business always ask me "well...what do you do when you need to use the restroom?" Of course, if a restroom isn't close by, one needs to make do. A Big Gulp cup, bush or hidden corner of the property....what do you do?
With all the road rage, just wear a condom, fill it up and use as a water balloon for the next unweary soul who cuts you off in traffic! Just kidding. Us real men just hang it out the window, at a high rate of speed of course, and let it rip. Just make sure you are under high pressure or you will hit the equipment on the trailer. Gives a new meaning to the term "Z-Spray". Kidding again. Put on a halloween gorilla suit and go where you please. That way, no one will be offended.