These are actual words muttered by my latest, ex-client. They hired us to do an "hourly" clean-up in June, to which we completed to their greatest satisfaction. They paid in July (~$1,900), then this "lady" from the H.O.A. called today to voice her displeasure with our pricing. After becoming agitated and telling her that I did not appreciate being called a "thief", "dishonest", and a "Silly Lawn Boy", I told her good luck with her future service providers to which she remarked..."I could do it myself in (10) hours! It took me and a crew of (4) guys 6 1/2 hours to complete the project at a rate of $40.00 per mhr. Moral of the story....be on your guard in Indy, Granny has a lawn mower and hedge clippers and she is going to take over the business of us silly Lawn boys. By the way...they are (were) a weekly mowing account!