You know your a landscaper if........

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by Liberty Lawncare, Aug 23, 2004.

  1. Liberty Lawncare

    Liberty Lawncare LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 484

    You know your a landscaper if you watch baceball to see the stripes on the field:cool:
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    LAWNS AND MOWER LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,129

    So what you spend of pizza and beer while watching the game could be consider a business expense???:D
  3. TClawn

    TClawn LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,036

    I'm guilty of that.:rolleyes:

    HOOLIE LawnSite Gold Member
    Messages: 3,981

    We were on our honeymoon at DisneyWorld 10 years ago, walking to breakfast and I said "Look honey, that guys using a stick edger to trim the beds!" (Never seen anyone do that before up to that point).
  5. DALMlawn&landscaping

    DALMlawn&landscaping LawnSite Member
    from TX
    Messages: 186

    you have to peak over the fence to see if the other guy has better landscaping than you in his backyard... if he does, its war.
  6. Phishook

    Phishook LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,143

    if you have a tan line across your knuckles.

    IMPACT LawnSite Member
    Messages: 83

    ..if your wife refuses to let you vacuum the carpet because she hates the stripes..:D
  8. fga

    fga LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,449

    you only have free time on rainy days...

    if you can't not turn your head when you hear lawn equipment within 500 feet of you..

    if you wind up wearing your work clothes all damn day.... then your wife says " you smell like grass...." and you say " that's the smell of money, dear", but she says "you still smell like grass, regardless" and the you go on LawnSite.......
  9. vadeere

    vadeere LawnSite Member
    Messages: 249

    Ive been guilty of the following:
    Using a backpack blower to dry a pair of pants, when you have to wear them and they are still wet.
  10. GrassBustersLawn

    GrassBustersLawn LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 981

    You know your a landscaper if........

    you think grass clippings are supposed to be attached to ALL YOUR SOCKS!


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