You know you're a landscaper when.....

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by sodgod, May 19, 2005.

  1. sheshovel

    sheshovel LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 5,112

    When your hairstylist asks"what exactly is this in your hair?"
    "When you have to buy new work boots once a month in summer and you get to the shoe place and have on two different boots on your feet.

    When you get to a potential clients house to meet with them ,open the door of your truck,and garbage and drink cups fall all over the street.

    When you have to refuse a dinner date because you just cant get your fingernails and hands clean enough to eat in a public place.

    When you tell the customer to stay out of the way intell your gone for the day.
  2. Eho

    Eho LawnSite Member
    Messages: 205

    .....when you notice that your hand has turned into one big calous
  3. l1011100

    l1011100 LawnSite Member
    Messages: 96

    On your day off, when you are backing into a parking spot, (or driveway) and you start to turn like you still have a trailer behind you. Did that the other day and I could'nt help but laughing!!! :laugh:
  4. shortgut

    shortgut LawnSite Member
    Messages: 185

    seems that the harder I try to keep it uncluttered it gets worse especially on passenger side as everything either goes on dash and lands in the passenger seat or it get tossed in the passenger side and when my wife goes with me it takes her a bit to get in as she sacks the trash up on her side so she will have a place to sit
  5. BCSteel

    BCSteel LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 876

    Glad I'm not the only one that does that :rolleyes: Makes ya feel like a knob because ya cant back up your own truck by its self but put a trailer on the back and parallel parking in down town rush hour is no problem :alien:
  6. naturescaretaker

    naturescaretaker LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 854

    Your wife wants to go out to dinner and a movie and your idea of "going out" is going to the shop/garage to change blades on the mowers, do maintenance on the equipment while sucking down a beer or two and some wings.
  7. nocutting

    nocutting LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 530

    Its Friday, you breath a sigh of relief that the weekend is here!......Nothing to do.......But, go to the nursey and wait for that delivery of 3000 perennials you ordered?......."Thank God" its the weekend.........
  8. Eho

    Eho LawnSite Member
    Messages: 205

    seems like most of these aer true for me lol....My truck is always such a mess and when I let people ride in it, I have to clear out a space for their feet. Nothing but old cups, sunflower seeds, ear plugs, and just trash that I dont know what it is. sounds like we all have this problem...Heres one more for the list: you have a very nice watch tan line
  9. Pro-Scapes

    Pro-Scapes LawnSite Platinum Member
    Messages: 4,180

    Too funny I just read my wife that one while we are on vacation and I'm surfing lawnsite on my pda lol.

    "I'm interested but would like for you to ennjoy being here and forget about wrk for the weekend. U don't believe I'm interested?"

    That was her reply.

    If you climb in bedd at night with equipment catalogs you just might be a landscaper.
    If you go on a 4 day weekend and you gotta surf LS from your wireless you just might be a landscaper
    If the first thing you look at is your parents grass instead of your mom. You just might have a problem.

    Enjoy your weekends yall
  10. sheshovel

    sheshovel LawnSite Fanatic
    Messages: 5,112

    You know your a Landscaper when..You don't have a weekend and have forgotten what they are for.

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