You know you're a landscaper when.....

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by sodgod, May 19, 2005.

  1. wacamaster

    wacamaster LawnSite Member
    from MI
    Messages: 198

    When you get all your outdoor work done with no problem, but can never seem to get the damn bills done.

    You eat twice as fast as everyone (always eating quick to get back out to work)

    You hate hearing someone say they had a tough day at work because you know yours was twice as hard.

    Your very good at remembering names
  2. ken0564

    ken0564 LawnSite Member
    Messages: 141

    - your wife can't park in the two car garage because the precious mowers go on one side and the other side is shop area
  3. DiscoveryLawn

    DiscoveryLawn LawnSite Senior Member
    Messages: 408

    The ER doctor attempting to stitch up your leg (from debris cutting you) complains because he is having a difficult time getting the needle through the leather-like skin on your shin.

    Really happened.

  4. kootoomootoo

    kootoomootoo LawnSite Platinum Member
    Messages: 4,369

    You know you're a landscaper dont own a lawnmower

    As budweiser says...true. :)
    Heres to you lawnmowing guy.
  5. jeffex

    jeffex LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,933

    when you tell your family that when you kick the bucket you want sod placed at the casket during the viewing
  6. Itsgottobegreen

    Itsgottobegreen LawnSite Silver Member
    Messages: 2,177

    I been saying for a while now. If I ever get a really big company, like 20 trucks or so. So we can buy want ever we want.

    That I want my office to have a dirt floor that is irrigated and is 100% Kentucky blue grass. (except right behind the desk so I can roll around in my chair.) I would have to put glow lights in the office.

    It would be fun to cut every week with a pair of hand trimmers.
  7. mbossz

    mbossz LawnSite Member
    from NC
    Messages: 4

    I know it's an old thread, but...

  8. Regal Landscapes

    Regal Landscapes LawnSite Member
    Messages: 201

    The sunglasses being on permanently is completely true. After a while you don't notice that you're wearing them because they're on so much its normal
  9. pseudosun

    pseudosun LawnSite Bronze Member
    Messages: 1,739

    when you are an expert at peeing without being spotted
  10. drewbee30

    drewbee30 LawnSite Member
    from NJ
    Messages: 71

    When you've had to poop in the woods near a property!

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